oh hey..work just called

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03/17/2020 at 05:28 • Filed to: None

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apparently the plague has struck and they’d really like me to come back in now as they are shortstaffed

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welp....guess ill be going back to work tomorow....i was getting bored here anyways

cant help but feel this kind of goes against the advice tho...lol


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 05:35

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I’m surprised I haven’t heard a zombie or un-dead consp iracy on the internet yet. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
03/17/2020 at 05:48

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huh...now you mention it...lol

on that note...i should probably pop over to the shops to get bread before they clear out the shelves again....lol

(people must have about a years worth in their freezers here now but they keep clearing out those shelves..... also i hate defrosted bread...it just dont taste right)


Kinja'd!!! facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 07:24

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Stay safe on the job: https://www.vintag.es/2020/03/dutch-workplace-safety-posters.html


Kinja'd!!! TRivet > facw
03/17/2020 at 07:31

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Those posters are awesome!! I wish they were in English, as I would print them off for my office. Some are still worth printing and hanging up anyway.

Thanks the link!


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
03/17/2020 at 07:46

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awww man...they dont make safety posters like they used to

anyhoo...roger wilco :)

tbh...im mostly going in tomorow to see how empty the place is...and drink fancy pants coffee


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > facw
03/17/2020 at 08:07

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For some reason I found these hilarious . Luckily I’m working from home and I don’t have to explain to anyone what I found so funny.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 08:36

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We’re in the process of shutting down in the Bay Area. Of course, I’m deemed as “critical”...mind, we get funding cuts while other departments get expensive boondoggles and wankfests...but we’re  critical, so I’ll be rolling in.


Kinja'd!!! imadick > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 08:49

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Doctors: Stay home at all costs

Boss: If you don’t come to work you are fired. I’ll be at home.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > imadick
03/17/2020 at 08:55

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pretty much....lol

im going to be annoyed if im the only idiot that turns up tomorow


Kinja'd!!! user314 > facw
03/17/2020 at 10:08

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If they hadn’t said they were safety posters, I’d have sworn some of them were album covers...

Seriously , even having translated hoogspanning (‘high voltage’), this could be a ‘70s prog rock or ‘80s punk album:

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 11:00

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Ye’, people are awful.

Some breads keep a little longer like Brown bread or rye bread. 


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > facw
03/17/2020 at 11:23

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Those are Metal AF


Kinja'd!!! Jason Spears > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/17/2020 at 12:42

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I hope they’re not just eating it. The gyms are going to be closed if they’re not already, people are going to come out into the light really pale and fat when this is over.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Jason Spears
03/17/2020 at 12:50

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yeah...gyms are closed here... im not sure if that was mandated or if the gyms just decided it was their best option... we’re not quite on full lockdown here but it aint far off it

supermarkets are still getting supplied as normal....people are just buying silly a mounts of everything

maybe im the stupid one for not stockpiling?

(we’re good for a week orso tho i still pop to the shop for bits n bobs most days)


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > facw
03/17/2020 at 15:09

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Those are amazing! Thanks for giving us the link.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > facw
03/17/2020 at 23:22

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I like that one - "Handen waschen is beter". :P


Kinja'd!!! facw > KnowsAboutCars
03/18/2020 at 04:57

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Credit where due, Pie lin ked to these in the Backtalk open thread: https://backtalk.kinja.com/tuesday-morning-open-thread-1842373867

Always interesting links in those.